me when my mom says we’re getting mcdonalds
Jesus Christ what is happening
we’re going to mcdonalds
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It’s funny that Augustus’ last name is Waters because that’s what my eyes do whenever I think about him.
It’s also funny because Hazel is drowning from the water in her lungs so in a way her boyfriend is killing her
Do you know what the word funny means
wow you have the best taste in music
unzip ur pants
pm
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dont be mean
be median or mode
damn math fandom bloggers
shut up we have a good range of jokes
this is our domain
guys we’re forgetting the point of this post and going off on a tangent
Are you all done cos I’ve had enough of this by now
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f is for friends who do stuff together
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